Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching Four Jews in a room plot a crime I'm bitching. He's bitching They're bitching. We're bitching Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch--bitch-- Bitch bitch bitch bitch All--the-- Time... Whadda they do for love? Ooooh Whadda they do for love? Four jews in a room Bitching Bitching Bitching Bitching Four Jews in a room stoop-- They stoop to pray I'm Jewish I'm Jewish I'm Jewish Half Jewish Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch--bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch Night and day Slavery. Slavery We crossed the desert Running for our lives Fleeing from the Pharoah Who was up to no good Now we're at the Red Sea Pharoah is behind us Wanting us extincted What we need's a miracle! And then the Red Sea Split before us-- No more tsouris We got our miracle! We got our miracle! We got our miracle! Four Jews itching for answers Four Jews bitching their whole life long I'm Whizzer I'm Jason I'm Mendel I'm Marvin Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch--bitch-- Bitch bitch bitch bitch Right or wrong In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren't ignored The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely We do not tippy-toe We charge ahead to show-- We're good in bed Excel in bed We smell in bed Where is the bed? I love the bed Who has the bed? I want the bed Who stole the bed? Who stole the bed? I lost it twice The bed is mine The bed is nice The bed is-- Four Jews in a room bitching (wheee!) Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny I'm nauseous I'm nauseous I'm simple I'm Jewish Slavery. Slavery Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, We're neurotic (Four Jews in a room bitching!) I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!) I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!) Bitch bitch bitch bitch, funny funny funny funny (Slavery! Slavery!) Four Jews in a room bitching (in a room bitching) Bitch bitch- Bitch bitch bitch bitch Now and then Can't lose Loose screws Four- One! Two! Three! Four! FIVE! Five Jews!