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Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
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[Verse 1]
I recently dated a woman
We went to dinner and then to a bar
All she wanted to do was arm wrestle
She kicked my ass lit up fat cigar
[Verse 2]
She was so sweet, so kind
So full of ambition
And as we tapped our champagne glasses
She said I have something to tell you
[Verse 3]
I'm in transition
[Verse 4]
She was transitioning
Not a matron nor a mate
She was transitioning
That put a skid-mark on our date
[Verse 5]
I didn't judge her
And it would've been rude to go
Her name was Helen
She said six months ago
It was Joe
[Verse 6]
But we had fun, we talked of love
What life's about
How the thing she wanted most
Was to turn her penis inside-out
[Verse 7]
That's when desert came
Our day was coming to an end
Over the cherries jubilee
We decided we'd be better off as friends
[Verse 8]
Funny, she was my type
I mean, anatomically
Almost my type completely
Common interest, we had it all
[Verse 9]
And as she held me hard, goodnight
She said she really had a ball
Two of 'em, and they were like
Wiffle balls, they were firm
They dented behind the ice
[Verse 10]
She looked like Brooklyn Decker
Except she had a pecker
And I always will respect her
Invited her to my next show
[Verse 11]
And that's the story
Of a girl named Helen
Who six months ago
Was Joe
Written by: Bob Saget
