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James Austin Johnson

Voices

Standup Comedy

Voices was released on October 20, 2017 by Aspecialthing Records as a part of the album Comedians of Interest: Vol. 1

Song Details

AlbumComedians of Interest: Vol. 1

Release DateOctober 20, 2017

LabelAspecialthing Records

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM172

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

Lyrics

You ever go to church on like an off-season day?

Not Easter, no church

But when it's all the- and they've heard everything

They've heard everything in the hymnal

They just wanna hear B-sides and rarities

You hear stuff you're not even sure is that religion

You're not- it's not even theologically sound

Maybe you guys can tell me if this is a real song

It would help me out

'Cause I went to church with my family

And I couldn't make heads or tails of this

He's got a big black box

And we're all cramming inside

Come on, cram inside his big black magic box

There's not a lot of room

So we'll have to scooch together

Make room for the sinner in the box

And he's gonna pick up a big black box

And he's gonna sling it at the moon

And we'll party on the moon with Jesus Christ

But the only place where there's oxygen is back inside the box

So we don't have much time here on the moon

Is that a real song?

Can y'all tell me if that's a real song?

I'd love to know if that

'Cause I know that melody

That's- it might be a real melody

I'd like to do a couple stupid voices before I leave

I like doing silly voices

And it's a normal thing to happen at a comedy show

So buckle in

Before I go, this is Bob Dylan's cell phone on vibrate

So just imagine if Bob Dylan had to go to a meeting

Put his phone on silent

Freedom

Thank you, thank you

And finally, this is Louis C.K

This is comedian Louis C.K

If he never had a negative thought about anything ever

If he was never negative

And was an only- had only a sunny outlook as a person

Let me ask you this

You ever go outside and

You ever go outside and the sky is blue and

And that's enough, you know?

You just breathe

Have that moment with the creator

However you define that

I have two daughters

I have two daughters and

Every day is a gift with those two

I never stop

I never stop learning with them

I recently accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior

You cunts, cunt, cunt, cunt

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

Still says cunt

That's it for me, guys

I'm James, see you around

Bye, thank you

Written by: James Silker

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