I used to love Barry Bonds

Take one swing and it's gone

But as time went by and he grew in size

My respect level slowly dropped

I like Euro M.L.S.

Their playing level is the best

But all the acting, lying, bullshit and crying

Remind me of what I detest

They come on scene and show their white horse and their

squeaky clean self

They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try,

but you can't be a good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

make a hero's date in court

I really liked Tiger Woods

He is all well and good

He is clean, lean, a golf machine

But in the end he's just another horny bloke

I like Allan Iverson

Short, corn rowed, and fun

But he found his wife messin' with another guy

And they found him near the guy with a gun

They come on scene and show their white horse and their

squeaky clean self

They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try

but you can't be a good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

make a hero's date in court

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

make a hero's date in court

Asslete

That's what you are

Killin' all the kids in your fancy car

Asslete

That's what you are

Runnin' over kids in your fancy car

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try,

but you can't be a good guy in sports

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills

make a hero's date in court