The Things

I seen James Bond drinking

So I had to do it too

I seen him smoke

So I had to do that too

I threw those herbs in the water

Back at it on the next day

I wanted to fly so bad but

I couldn't find another way

Oh, the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing them for you

You

Oh, the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing them for you

Michael Jackson moonwalked

So I had to do it too

But my dad said lead

So I had to follow suit

Broken glass on the pavement

I picked the bottle up the next day

I always thought being sober

Couldn't take away the pain

Oh, the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Thought I was doing them for you

You

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing them for you

Oh, the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Oh, these things that I do, yeah

Oh, the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Thought I was doing it

Thought I was doing them for you

Yeah

Thought I was doing them for you