Out of Tune Song

Just an out of tune song for an out of tune day I got home from work and I'm not good for anything I guess I'll have a beer and play it anyway Just an ordinary guy with a tangled up life And dreams and emotions that take me by surprise I don't know why my life hits me right between the eyes Needless to say, it's been another pointless day But I thought I'd call you up and let you know There's nothing on my mind, but an out of tune song... I'm an amoeba's grandson in a pair of blue jeans If the world is a stage I must have got lost between scenes I read the script but I've forgotten what it means So I sit on my porch with a beat-up guitar And I watch the girls as they wander past my yard If they could see me barbeque I know I'd be a star Needless to say, it's been another pointless day But I thought I'd call you up and let you know There's nothing on my mind, but an out of tune song... Please don't get me wrong I'm in no mood to complain I can still feel the sun on my face Standing in the rain Just an out of tune song that I should forget From one of those days when it's safer just to quit Madmen and fools love to dig a bigger pit So I sit on my porch and I howl at the moon I've got this aching feeling that it's ending much too soon If I could just get this song in tune Needless to say, it's been another pointless day But I thought I'd call you up and let you know There's nothing on my mind, but an out of tune song...