All Hail the Brain

Brain's gonna do it, Brain's gonna do it! Friday night, the Brian's gonna do it! Friday night, we go to the mall, and the Brain's gonna get us into the movie. Gonna go see the Bloodmaster! Friday night the Bloodmaster! Friday night, Friday night Brain's gonna do it, Brain's gonna do it! I have a plan I have a plan Possibly, I think I have a plan It'll take a lot of work, it'll take a lot of luck But when it all comes through, they'll say All hail the brain! He does what no mere mortal can He's the man, Evan Goldman All hail the brain! He did what no one else could do Saw us through, saved the day And all I have to do is Wait till Mom goes to sleep Then sneak the license from the wallet in her purse Make a colored Xerox, laminate it Then put the license back in the wallet in her purse Then find the dress she wore in the picture on the license that I copied and I laminated Wear the dress, get a wig, show the license, buy the tickets What could go wrong? Brett's gonna do it Brett's gonna do it Friday night Brett's gonna do it Friday night At the Bloodmaster Brett's gonna do the tongue with Kendra Friday night at the movie in the mall And the Brain's gonna get us in! I have a plan A better plan Actually an almost perfect plan It sounds absolutely nuts, it'll take a lot of guts But when it all comes through, they'll say: All hail the brain Give that bar mitzvah boy a hand Ain't he grand, ain't he great? And all I have to do is: Go that day to the movie theater Break into the projection room Steal the reels of film for the Bloodmaster Take 'em down the hall where they're showing Bambi Switch the reels, leave the theater Tell the guys we're gonna go and see Bambi What could go wrong?