It Can't Be True

Oh, hey, Lucy. What's up? Check this out. I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra. Kendra? No! What? Alright, I'll tell you. But remember... Everything Charlotte says is a lie It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her Cause she said she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall Standing face to face Laughing, and talking, and holding hands Slipping all the way to first base! But everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her Kendra and Evan? Yep. But what about Brett? Oh, I know! She is so full of it! But really, really, really don't say anything. Of course not! I won't say a word.(Phone rings) Yello? Cassie? Charlotte! Cassie & Charlotte: Yo! Everything Charlotte says is a lie Everything Molly says Molly & Lucy: It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Everything Charlotte says is a lie Everything Molly says is a lie Molly & Lucy: You better not believe her Cause I just heard that Molly & Lucy: She said she saw Kendra and Evan On their bikes Having a little race Molly saw Kendra at the park Letting Evan get to second base! But everything Charlotte says is a lie Molly & Lucy: You better not believe her Holy macaroni No, it can't be true No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor Everything Cassie says is a lie Everything Molly says is a lie Everything Charlotte says It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Making up stories, I don't know why You better not believe her So don't think nothing, She just told me She said she saw Kendra and Evan at the game And they vanished without a trace When she saw Kendra under the bleachers Letting Evan get to third base! Holy macaroni! No, it can't be true There's an awful lot of trouble they can get into And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor? Everything Kendra says is a lie Eddie & Malcolm: It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Doing the tongue with some other guy Eddie & Malcolm: You better believe it Cause he said She saw She said She saw He said He saw Kendra and Evan at the mall At the movies At the zoo And I just saw them, right now!