Cheap Date

Pop the cork on yesterday's wine 'Cause I don't feel like going out tonight Let's spin a couple of forty-fives And order some Chinese takeout Do the dishes and turn down the lights Watch West Side Story for the eighteenth time I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night No cover charge or taxicabs C'mon, baby, what do you say? I'll be your cheap date Put my little black dress away 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown I'm more about the right here, right now Think of all the loving we'll make Think of all the money we'll save You don't have to go far to take me home I'll be your cheap date Never cared much for fancy champagne Unpronounceable fancy French names I'd much rather just sit on the couch and make out Hmm, it's been a long hard week And I don't want nothing but you holding me I'll be your cheap date Put my little black dress away 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown I'm more about the right here, right now Think of all the loving we'll make Think of all the money we'll save You don't have to go far to take me home I'll be your cheap date, hey Come a little closer baby Let me be your cheap date I'll be your cheap date Put my little black dress away 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown No, I'm more about the you and me, right here, right now Think of all the loving we'll make Think of all the money we'll save You don't have to go far to take me home I'll be your cheap date Ooh, I'll be your cheap date