Mr Blank turned the page when the shack burned down
Blistered paint falling from the wall
Leaped into the embers and he crushed them in the ground
Blame them one, he blamed them all
A victim never ever Mr Blank is gonna be
Predictably he turned the monkey loose
The piggy bank was broken when it came into his reach
Your life savings he'll surely lose
Look at Mr Blank! He's stolen everything that's his
Look at Mr Blank! He's a thief, what he is
Look at Mr Blank! Take a long long look at Mr Blank
He stole your brother and your sister, all your mother's precious things
The banker and the beggar got the same
A TV and a clarinet, a bracelet and a ring
In his defense, he never was to blame
Look at Mr Blank! He steals it like it's his
Look at Mr Blank! He's a thief, yes he is
Look at Mr Blank! Take a long long look at Mr Blank
Climbed in his boat to row
Bits of commandment stone acquire
Pouring petrol on the fire
A light grew bright in the night above his head
A tractor beam was locked on Mr Blank
He couldn't break away, his feet were made of lead
The aliens were pulling on the crank
The little green men took the booty from his truck
To nothing but the truth I will confess
Illuminati got it and a deal struck
Put it in a pyramid with the rest
Look at Mr Blank! He's stolen everything that's his
Look at Mr Blank! He's a thief, what he is
Look at Mr Blank! Take a long long look at Mr Blank
