Oh, I got a bone to pick with you from back when we were younger

It was four in the morning, we were getting home late from a weekend at your brother’s

We’d been fighting ‘bout a little thing, your words couldn’t get out stronger

Said “What’s the matter with keeping all the baggage in the middle of the bed tonight?”

What’s the matter with keeping all the baggage in the middle of the bed tonight?

Oh, babe, I’d rather throw it down with you

Than throw you out and go without you now

A few years later yeah we got a little doggy who would hog all of the covers

She’s big and drooly and a little bit stinky but I guess it doesn’t really matter

We’d been fighting ‘bout a little thing, she crawled up to her mother

Said “What’s the matter with keeping little doggies in the middle of the bed tonight, huh?”

What’s the matter with keeping little doggies in the middle of the bed tonight?

Oh, babe, I’d rather throw it down with you

Than throw you out and go without you now

Oh, babe

Oh, babe

Let’s throw it down so I don’t have to

Throw you out and go without you now

Well, I been thinking while we been drinking all night till it gets real early

If not the headaches then I think it’s the memories that’ll finally get me

We can take any little thing and turn into a fight

But what’s the matter with keeping liquor bottles in the middle of the bed tonight?

What’s the matter with keeping little doggies in the middle of the bed tonight?

Hey, what’s the matter with keeping all the baggage in the middle of the bed tonight?