I Wanna Have a Beer

It's 5am and the world's still dead Last night did a number on my head I gotta be in work for 6 Oh, I wish I could call in sick I go downstairs to brush my teeth While half the world is still asleep And my head feels battered and bruised But at least I get out of work at half past two I wanna have a beer and a laugh and a joke Don't wanna be here just wanna have a toke I wanna be sat by the river With my friends using and abusing my liver Go down the pub with Jordie And have another pint or fourteen Maybe meet a lady And invite her back to mine for a cup of tea (She'll know what I mean) I'm always skint and my petrol's low With just enough gigs to keep me afloat I gotta get out of this town Coz all these w****** are bringing me down Get me a pad in London And I'll get some girl's jeans undone Maybe get a new car And christen it outside the local bar I wanna have a beer and a laugh and a joke Don't wanna be here just wanna have a toke I wanna be sat by the river With my friends using and abusing my liver Go down the pub with Jordie And have another pint or fourteen Maybe meet a lady And invite her back to mine for a cup of tea (She'll know what I mean) Woah-oh-Ohhh Woah-oh-Ohhh I wanna have a beer and a laugh and a joke Don't wanna be here just wanna have a toke I wanna be sat by the river With my friends using and abusing my liver Go down the pub with Jordie And have another pint or fourteen Maybe meet a lady And invite her back to mine for a cup of tea (She'll know what I mean) I wanna have a beer and a laugh and a joke Don't wanna be here just wanna have a toke I wanna be sat by the river With my friends using and abusing my liver Go down the pub with Jordie And have another pint or fourteen Maybe meet a lady And invite her back to mine for a cup of tea She'll know what I mean She'll "K what I M" She'll know what I mean and I wanna have a beer and a laugh and a joke