You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you, I would take the seasick crocodile, yeah!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
And your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three best words I would use to describe are as follows, and I quote
Stink, stank, stunk, yeah!
Oh, yeah, yeah
Mr. Grinch
Stink, stank, stunk, yeah!
