Santa Diss Track

Oh, hi Mr. Claus It's me, Logan Paul! 22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at all Now maybe cuz I'm naughty Or maybe cuz I'm nice Or maybe cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice Sneaking down my chimney Homie, that's a crime Breaking in and entering You just crossed the line Got no milk and cookies here Boy, you ain't ready Got a two-ton sleigh Yeah, we call it the 'Yeti' (car engine) And, I heard you from the North But, I'm from Ohio (fact) Christmas round the corner Get your merch Link in bio (Uh, Logan Paul, you use your song to plug your merch?) Yeah boy, I'm the Maverick Why, your feelings hurt? Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work, Aye! Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give 'em back! Maverick merch is where it's at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack Did you come to mingle Or did you come to jingle? You know, I got that bling, oh yeah Jingle, lingle, dingle Holda, your reindeer on my roof, man You messing up my shingles They call me LP, this my holiday single Did I mention, I was single? I'm addictive like a Pringle Yeah, I'm extra like some sprinkles Educated and bilingual Oui, je porte le merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work, Aye! Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give 'em back! Maverick merch is where it's at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack He sees you when you're sleeping Why you creeping, in my room? He know's when you're awake Who invited this buffoon? Why you shaped like a balloon? Why your life be déjà vu? Why your gifts be so fufu? Why your e-mail still Yahoo!? And your elves too! They got shit to do Let em live Why you play with little kids? Why you come around my crib? Why your beard look a squid? Why only one reindeer lit? (Why) Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work, Aye! Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give 'em back! Maverick merch is where it's at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack Yeah I'm the new Santa Claus In fact, I'm Daddy Call me Daddy, Daddy Paul Yeah Merry Christmas