Love Ninja

It was just outside of Jersey Not in the actual state Donnie drilled metal things in a mill Danger was his fate But his desire burned like fire For a stealthy gal named Kate She's a love ninja A love ninja Love ninja Snapped the neck of my heart She's a love ninja Nunchakud my life apart Roundhouse, crane kick, elbow chop Ninja stole my heart and she wouldn't stop Bo staff, blow dart, Samurai blade Ninja went off like a ninja grenade Girl threw a smoke bomb Vanished with a spark She's more deadly than a robot shark A robot shark how sweet would that be? Mechanical beast swimming out to sea She's a love ninja A love ninja Love ninja Snapped the neck of my heart She's a love ninja Nunchakud my life apart Kate was trapped by the blue dragon bridge She kicked with her feet She punched with her hand Then awake she went the trail of the dead Soon she took a ninja star to the head They said she died in a black puff of smoke That was the day that Donnie's heart broke But he knows she's watching him from above Way up in the rafters ready to strike with love (hee-yah) She's a love ninja A love ninja Love ninja snapped the neck of my heart She's a love ninja Nunchakud my life apart I asked you to marry me Stabbed me in the back I wish you didn't look so hot and black Like a vampire tiger sucking blood in the dark I wonder if I could beat a robot shark Robot shark verse vampire tiger Who'd be tougher? Maybe werewolf spider A werespider how crazy is that Know'd be crazier A solemn cat (Rowr) She's a love ninja A love ninja Love ninja snapped the neck of my heart She's a love ninja Nunchakud my life apart