You Signed a Contract! (feat. Caleb Hyles)

Don't deal with the devil A lesson that I learned well when I meddled Made a bet and now it's settled Say farewell to Elder Kettle I'm on an adventure, indentured Fetching debts from sketchy characters I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out Quick, tip me over and pour me out I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out And I'm counting down, but don't count me out When you pick me up, you won't put me down Got the whole toon town on lock down And the list goes like this, oh Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract! My name is Cuphead Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger Tricked by easy riches Now I'm picking fights with monsters Twenty times my size (oh snap!) I'm sorry that I bet it all I'm sorry that I have to hurt you We both signed the dotted line Now it's your soul or mine! At midnight the clock will chime Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract! Face to face with every loss I take I learn the way the bosses change But hey, two can play at this game Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!) I'm sorry that I bet it all I'm sorry that I roped you into this We co-signed the dotted line Now it's your soul and mine Sing the chorus one more time Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract! Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman) Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother) Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters) Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!) Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all) Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you) Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line) Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine) You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!) Snake eyes, King Dice Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well Still indebted, so I rebelled We descended, made him cry and now it's settled Say goodbye to that darn devil Swear the story's not embellished I'm a dish, a bit disheveled Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!