Noona's Revenge

Noona was suburban

She'd never seen an El train

Never saw the harm in leaving her defenses down

He could've been a salesman

He flattered and he charmed her

She wanted to believe there was a heart to match the sound

But he'd stolen something precious and he left her feeling foolish

And he left her feeling helpless

It was gone, gone, gone

It could've been some arsenic

It could have been a hit man

But Noona's revenge was to write this song

She could have run him over

She could have dropped him under

He could have lost his balance

Took a seven story fall

It could have been an accident

I'm sorry, oh excuse me

Someone starts a rumor and it isn't nice at all

She could have seen a counselor

She could have seen it coming

Oh, she might've worked him over

But she wasn't all that strong

She could've called her brother

She really loved her brother

But Noona's revenge was to write this song

There could've been some gunfire

It might have been a slashed tire

There could've been some phone calls

In the middle of the night

It could've been somebody

Met the train head on

But Noona's revenge was to write this song