Tonight's the Night

Oh she's really hard to find I guess it wasn't meant to be I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be 'Cause love is really hard to find I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be I guess it wasn't meant for me It's not that fantasy role-play Live action non-satisfaction Unless you're out in the woods I need a miracle fantasy With this fiction addiction My avatar's getting played I want points Get this princess saved I need a date Tonight, tonight Is the night, the night We're gonna, gonna Get it on tonight In spite, in flight Gonna shed some light 'Cause it's dark outside But inside it's bright You see, I see But we're out of sight So clearly we're it Connection is tight At one with the room Big bangs tonight Levitate, rotate Dissipate the light Know when I'm coming with the soft touch Kitty Cottonelle with no fuss No strings attached and need to rush Give you what you want but it ain't enough We ain't no comic strip But we marvelous Time to give you something That reminds you of Good times to bad times The ones where we shined Can't roll the clock back But tonight you're mine I went to the store But I can't take it no more My mom said, "Lower your standards" Forget the ten You need a four It's not models I want Who says that models are hot Well, I hear they dress well Smell nice and talk good Oh she's really hard to find I guess it wasn't meant to be I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be 'Cause love is really hard to find I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be I guess it wasn't meant for me In this online world I tried it all Tinder, Grinder – nope Even Christian Mingle – nope Party lines with married moms Working out with Goldie Hawn Coffee shops and speed dates With hot older ladies But I can't find me the one It's just Misunderstood And plus-sized I could love it all It's up in the air like bad hair But I don't really care Nope, I don't care Won't stare Looking people up Like a phone book at the book fair True player Eatin donair debonair How he dare His hair is mohawked His V-neck is mohair I need some loving Something special tonight I need some loving Something special for life You know that we be coming When the sun be rolling out Lay it on thick When I slang with my mouth Like it when I lick it Know you like it When I piggyback Time lay low Kick back and chit-chat Oh she's really hard to find I guess it wasn't meant to be I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be 'Cause love is really hard to find I'm calling on a fantasy I guess it wasn't meant to be I guess it wasn't meant for me Tonight's the night Tonight, tonight