Asstastic

I met a drunk named Drifter at the CVS He asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes He said that's all right baby I don't care Me and you can have thirty minute dirty affair We just slip out the back through the employees only A little dumpster diving never left me lonely What do you say to a proposal like that I say, "Hell no, Drifter I'm too classy for that" Cause I'm Asstastic Can't walk past it Bootie go to bouncing Make the boys go spastic Asstastic Dance floornastics Bootie go to bouncing Make the boys go spastic And when I go down town I wanna shake it alone I don't need some drunken joker trying to take a me home Cause I got friends, I got a man waiting on me He's a sure fire mother looker something to see I get my dance on when I go out on the town I got my ladies all around me and we're burning it down We're gonna dance all night we gonna set it straight But you can't up & eat it cause it ain't on the plate And when I walk a though the door I'm gonna jingle my keys Because my man is up a waiting holding something for me He got man skills give me chills up a my back He gonna turn my ass around and give my booty a slap Cause I'm Asstastic Can't walk past it Bootie go to bouncing Make my boy go spastic Asstastic Bedroomnastic Bootie go to bouncing Make my man go spastic