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#1 Hit Record
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Hip-Hop/Rap
#1 Hit Record was released on January 1, 2000 by Lewis Recordings as a part of the album Primitive Plus
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Release DateJanuary 1, 2000
LabelLewis Recordings
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM81

Credits

Lyrics

Silver Surfer on the cerebellum
MC's rhyme at the zoo and when they're wack parrots tell em
I cut records in morse code
I'm mentally retarded but I choose my own wardrobe
Raw rap suburbanite
I'm fuckin with religion like I didn't wear the turban right
I jerk off in my cereal
You couldn't even fuck with the grand imperial
I drop suckers like Plinko
You MC's are wack, even if you don't think so
I step to it then bust a verse
I can't battle you cause I gots to get dusted first
I ain't talkin 'bout drugs neither
I'm fuckin gangsta bitches cause I caught thug fever
Punching girls and grabbin guns
I'm just doin my thing yo, I'm just havin fun
This ain't the Treacherous 3, herb
I saturate your face with the mega-dumb reverb
I stay in bed, fuck school
My folks are payin 20 g's but yo, this shit is cool
I talk shit and I rock well
I gots to do the laundry cause my muthafuckin socks smell
Yo, that shit ain't no joke, dude
I take off my shoes and muthafuckas start to choke food
The fliest on a 12-inch
So is your girl, and she doesn't make records
There's a midget in my neighborhood
And a one armed man and they're both my fans
They're both Vietnam vets
They like to call up Asian restaurants and make bomb threats
I farted in the fishbowl
And then I played pinball with Zev Love X
And Percee P
And Stezo
Yo, this is a hit record, man
It's gon' be number one
It's number one
Written by: Edan the Humble Magnificent
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