White lightning, coke and gin

Thatcher's white magic in the tin

Thatcher's white magic in the rollie

It won't fuckin' light mate, it's fuckin' too wet

Don't fuckin' try lightin' it dickhead

Wrestle Mania five, Devvo surprise

Ultimate warrior, Shady pies

I used to fight cars, and I used to light busses

But now I tek drugs 'cause your all pussies

Wildin' callings, life is gay

Get on the horse, get on the K

Ketamine, drug of choice

It gives me a buzz and it gives me a voice

All these things that I wanna say to you'nz and you'nz and you'nz and you'nz

I'd write it down, but I can't write

So I'll just say it, and then we'll fight

Been watchin' BBCs late at night

But I haven't learnt nowt 'cause it well shite

It's fuckin' dictionaries, sharks eating each other

Like fuckin' loads of big words and that

Tried to work but I don't like jobs

All me bosses were fuckin' knobs

(fuckin' knobs, fuckin' knobs)

You fuckin' jobsworth, you fuckin' waistcoat

Swap loads of cars and lorries and boats

Tekking 'em, swapping 'em

Dealing 'em, twoking 'em

Cause I'm feeling 'em, like a fisher man

Reeling 'em, into a boat

I want that coat, you're a fuckin' scroat

I wanna get a lotus, so then we can take photas

And send 'em into men's mags

And probably get loads of fuckin' birds with their tits out like on top of car, like mebbys fingering themsleves

Or like mebby they'll let me finger 'em

Or like, like shove a wine bottle up 'em, that'll be hot

Got a right fuckin' muddy for that idea

Me nannas in hospital I broke her back

Pushed her down the stairs when she nicked me smack

I don't regret it, you won't let me

She won't forget it, she'll probably deck me

Told me girlfriend and she smacked me

I smacked her back broken our baby

Loads of fuckin' funny coloured water came out

Like fuckin' reds and stuff

Like I proper shot through her

Like I thought I brok her fuckin' brain or somet'

But if it's only the babby I'm not really bothered

More fuckin' money out mar pocket

I ain't fuckin' payin' for anothern'

Like she should buy protection and that though shouldn't she

I ain't fuckin'-

Why the fuck should I have to pay for some fuckin' little scratty scroate bastard whos gonna end up being another fuckin' druggy

I say nanna

You couldn't lend me a tenner

I need to get a spanner

To hit this fuckin' langer

'cause he's giving me bother and I've told him to give ovver

But he's not listening 'cause he's thick as shit

Better get round quick

'cause he's a fuckin tit

Doing no nuts skids, in ASDA care parks

Doing it for larks

Tagging in your parks

When it gets dark, I'll get me willy out

I'll slap you with everything

Just lend us a tenner or I'll fuckin' bray you

I'll motherfuckin' lay you, six feet under

People will begin to wonder:

''where's nanna gone''

Ya sould'a lent me a fuckin' tenner

Ya fuckin' scrat-end, dickhead scabby cow

Lend us a fuckin' tenner'

'cause I'm fuckin right in need of it

You fuckin' know it

You've got fuckin loads of fuckin' notes rolled up in your fuckin' bra

Ya fuckin' dickhead

Ya fuckin' dickhead

Ya fuckin' dickhead

Me nannas in hospital I broke her back

Pushed her down the stairs when she nicked me smack

I don't regret it, you won't let me

She won't forget it, she'll probably deck me

Told me girlfriend and she smacked me

I smacked her back and I broken our baby

Our baby

Our baby

I smacked her back and I broken our baby