Welcome to Nowhere

Let me tell you about Petah Tikva Such a city everybody loves it Lots of fun, lots of art, lots of culture That's Petah Tikva With a "P" Where you are, this is not Petah Tikva Such a city nobody knows it Not a fun, not an art, not a culture This is Bet Hatikvah With a "B" Like in boring Like in barren Like in bullshit Like in bland Like in basically bleak and beige And blah, blah, blah Stink a pin in a map of the desert Build a road to the middle of the desert Put cement on the spot in the desert That's Bet Hatikvah Welcome to nowhere Behold, where there was once only desert Is the town of Bet Hatikvah See, apartments Gaze upon my cafe While you're here be sure to go back and forth Between my cafe and the apartments So much to explore! Pick a sandhill of your choosing Take some bricks that no one's using Build some buildings Put some jews in Then blah, blah, blah (Bet Hatikvah!) Here you are in renowned Bet Hatikvah Go ahead look around Bet Hatikvah Lucky you, you have found Bet Hatikvah Welcome to nowhere With a "B" Welcome to nowhere