Scumbag Microwave

Back in the day when I was kid I ran from bus headed straight to the fridge Lunch felt a million hours ago Melted Shape-Ups and square pizza dough NT-2 was my free lunch code Went to the cabinet to grab me a bowl Dreaming about the soup from the night before Into the drawer to grab me a spoon And you know what I'm gonna do (Oh yeah) Into the black box on high for two I hate you Scumbag Microwave I hate you Scumbag Microwave You give me a hot ass bowl Filled up with cold ass food (You suck!) I hate you Scumbag Microwave I grew up, bought house of my own And it came with free appliances (True story, y'all!) Walked in the kitchen and what do you know A brand new chrome box over the stove (Oh Snap! Whaaat?) I love free shit, how could I say "No"? Opened the door when I heard the ding The whole inside was steaming With hungry eyes I dove right in I grabbed my bowl, and I singed my skin (*Ahh*) (FUCK!) (You suck!) Son of a bitch, he got me again! I hate you Scumbag Microwave (You suck!) I hate you Scumbag Microwave You give me a hot ass bowl Filled up with cold ass food (You suck!) I hate you Scumbag Microwave (You suck!)