Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)

Got this big job contract, oh yes "Can you make cool website for kids?" "They gotta stick around, yeah, it's gotta be bliss Hey, I'm tellin' you again, it's a website for kids" I told 'em no problem, it's okay, I rock This kid-stuff is easy and I'm totally on top Sea creatures, bubbles, colorful beepers Monster trucks, fanny packs, epic cool preachers Can I use unlicensed characters from films? I'm just asking the question, I'm not saying I will My ultimate goal, and I promise you this To make a great and functional website for kids I'll design with Skeuomorphs, and make it intuitive I'll show these kids who the design king truly is I'm makin' it happen, I've got so much to flaunt But oh shit, I'm stuck, I can't pick out a font (Things are just not going my way, ugh) Just tell me what font to pick when I'm making websites for kids Please help, I've got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this In over my head a bit, but I'm gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids I take a break and I grab a snack I do some yoga, and draw a hot bath When my head is clear, I'm back at the computer Gotta make a cool site for these younger users I'm scrolling through the list, but nothin' fits I assumed medieval fonts would be perfect for kids Calibri don't work, courier is shit I add a surfboard, some chips and myriad dips A bitcoin market, yeah, "great for kids!" But what font do I use? I'm getting tired of dead ends I add a cute soldier and a badass fish I think, "solving this problem is my ultimate wish" I gaze to the Lord of Fonts in the sky Yes, I whisper a prayer, a desperate cry Suddenly, I'm greeted, surprise, by a dancer I assume, "hey some wisdom, an arrival of answers" I'm not gonna tell you what font to use You'd better get with the times, you'd better find what's new A design battle in a colosseum If you figure out my clues, then my friend, you've won I end the call, my heart is racing I'm punching my brain, it's the answer I'm chasing They say a dancer appearing is a real good omen I've got it, eureka, I'll use Times New Roman! We love that font, we use it a bunch We need it in our lives, we just can't get enough Excitement and delight when we're visiting your Website Times New Roman is awesome Just tell me what font to pick when I'm making websites for kids Please help, I've got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this In over my head a bit, but I'm gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font Wanna get the clicks, and make a real nice site for kids Just tell me what font to pick when I'm making websites for kids Please help, I've got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this In over my head a bit, but I'm gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids I found the right font for kids