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Canada
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Standup Comedy
Canada was released on April 14, 2015 by Aspecialthing Records as a part of the album Effable
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AlbumEffable
Release DateApril 14, 2015
LabelAspecialthing Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM86

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Guy Branum
Guy Branum
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Guy Branum
Guy Branum
Songwriter

Lyrics

I do not believe in Canada
It seems implausible
Oh, they look just like us, they talk
Just like us, but they're not us?
No, I don't
I don't think Canada is a country
I think Canada is America fanfiction
I think there was like some lady in like rural Idaho who got
Super into American history and she just read all of the American
History that she could and then she ran out of American history
At the local lending library and she didn't have internet
Access because it's rural Idaho and she needed more American
History and she said "I know, I'll write my own American history
What if there was another America, a different America that never
Wanted to be free from the British and had no black people?"
Who here knows what Canada's national dish is?
Poutine, thank you
Was it you, young lady, who said that?
Alright, it was the young lady back there
What's your name?
Jenny, pretty name for a pretty face
Jenny
What's, Jenny, what's in poutine?
French fries, gravy, cheese curds
Which only leaves me with one question
When did Canada's boyfriend break up with her?
Canada's national dish is shame eating
Canada's national dish is going to the refrigerator
Piling everything in it on a plate, microwaving
It, and then eating it until the pain stops
Not that I have ever done that
Written by: Guy Branum
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