She don't get out much
Oh, but when she does
She'll volunteer to hold my beer and help me catch a buzz
Out of all my friends
I can count on one hand
She's the first one there to put back my hair
Every time shit hits the fan
She's a solder when I hold her up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her, she never gets scared
To prove my point and make a scene
When I'm out of words, she sticks up for me
And man, I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
She got to know my ex
Pretty damn well
She wiped off my hurt and gave me the nerve
To stand up for myself
She's a soldier when I hold her up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her, she never gets scared
To prove my point and make a scene
When I'm out of words, she sticks up for me
And man, I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
She's a soldier when I hold her up in the air
And since I learned just how to use her, she never gets scared
To prove my point and make a scene
When I'm out of words, she sticks up for me
And man, I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
Yeah, she never meets a stranger
Cheers to you, my middle finger
You can love her, you can hate her
But that's my girl, my middle finger
