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Minimum Intervals
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Minimum Intervals was released on June 15, 2018 by Under Control Entertainment, ltd. as a part of the album Old Stock
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Release DateJune 15, 2018
LabelUnder Control Entertainment, ltd.
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM153

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ben Caplan
Ben Caplan
Vocals
Graham Scott
Graham Scott
Keyboards
Jamie Kronick
Jamie Kronick
Drums
Zoe Aqua
Zoe Aqua
Violin
Chris Weatherstone
Chris Weatherstone
Saxophone
John Davis
John Davis
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ben Caplan
Ben Caplan
Songwriter
Christian Barry
Christian Barry
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Graham Scott
Graham Scott
Producer
Tony Maimone
Tony Maimone
Engineer
Todd Carder
Todd Carder
Engineer
Aaron Nevezie
Aaron Nevezie
Engineer
Philip Shaw Bova
Philip Shaw Bova
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
The minimum intervals for conjugal duties
As prescribed in the talmud are as follows
[Verse 2]
For men of independent means
Everyday is what she needs
Laborers, it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady scream
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors, every half a year
It's back to port, you've got to steer
[Verse 3]
According to the old tradition
The Jewish husband is forbidden
To go too long without spending time
On nether region tendering
[Verse 4]
For men of independent means
Everyday is what she needs
Laborers, it's twice a week
You've gotta make your lady scream
Donkey drivers once in seven
Gotta send your spouse to heaven
Sailors, every half a year
It's back to port, you've gotta steer
[Verse 5]
Her pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
It's erratic, who's to say
She's not quite in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You've always got to check with her
The point is human beings are such
Need a little lovin' touch
[Verse 6]
For men of independent means
Everyday is what she needs
Laborers, it's twice a week
You've gotta make your lady scream
Donkey drivers once in seven
Gotta send your spouse to heaven
Sailors, every half a year
It's back to port, you've gotta steer
[Verse 7]
Her pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
It's erratic, who's to say
She's not quite in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You've always got to check with her
The point is human beings are such
Need a little lovin' touch
[Verse 8]
For men of independent means
Everyday is what she needs
Laborers, it's twice a week
You've gotta make your lady scream
Donkey drivers once in seven
Gotta send your spouse to heaven
Sailors, every half a year
It's back to port, you've gotta steer
[Verse 9]
Her pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
It's erratic, who's to say
She's not quite in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You've always got to check with her
The point is human beings are such
Need a little lovin' touch
Written by: Ben Caplan, Christian Barry
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