3 Rings

Hello?

You have a collect call from (fook oof)

Please answer the following question 'yes' or 'no'

Will you pay for the call?

Is this on? Gather 'round my wealthy friends

And endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce

Actual human beings of a deformed nature

Come at once and come and indulge yourself

In our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks

Ring one, a dung a dung-dung

My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue

To the desk in school then I run down the hall

Scaring the shit out of all y'all, bitches

Which is fine, you don't invite mine to your party

Just 'cause I don't look like everybody

I guess you're bunch of rich boys

Bitch boys, scary, brah!

And what's the big deal about my neck?

Just because now and then I like to let it stretch

Up a couple feet to get a better sight

Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?

No, so, now how ya gon' act?

So what if I got another arm growing out of my back

I guess I'm just another freak show thing

And now they got me in the three ri-i-i-ing

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

Ring two, how do you do?

I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch (who?)

You don't try to front, ho

Try to play me out just 'cause I'm runnin' with the sideshow

So maybe it's the leg growing out my neck

But don't jet baby, heh, not yet

Popped out the neden like a pound of lead

Doctor blew his dex roll and dropped me on my head

Oh shit, I knew it had to fuck up my circuits

'Cause when I was two, my momma left me at the circus

Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows

Like back boy, hermaphrodites, and old man crow

But then I escaped to the ghetto zone

Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone

So don't be stickin' your finger in my face stank

Or your stomach might receive a shank from the three ring freak

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

I certainly hope you're enjoyin' yourselves

Here at our three ring exhibit, but to be honest

I really don't see what's so fuckin' funny about it

These fucking people are real!

Ring three, the ICP

Look if you want, but I wouldn't lay a hand on me

That's how you get fucked up

We'll squeeze your windpipe shut

Yo, I'm a nerd, word, I drink Thunderbird

Half snake woman kicked my love to the curb

She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked

Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh!

Fuck that, bitch, suck that

I was born with a wang, but I never had a nut sack

It's two balls hanging with no protection, so

I move real careful and slow

You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak

Call me Don Knotts 'cause I'm gettin' knotted every week, uh

So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch

I chill with the three rings

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(People love to point and stare)

Three ring a ding, a ding, ding

(It's the same as everywhere)

Well, that's it, I hope you're satisfied

I hope you had a good time, you fuckin' heartless bastards

You saw what you wanted, so grab your fucking kids

And that fat flop of shit wife of yours

And get the fuck out of our circus tent, you cold-hearted sons of bitches

You think they look fucked up? Just wait 'til I kick your fuckin' lips in a couple times

You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch, and we'll be laughin' at your folded ass

They'll call you lumpy, after I'm done puttin' knots all over your fuckin' forehead

Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here

How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot, you fucking little bitch? Come here

I'll shove that fucking corn dog up your ass

Get the fuck out of here, show's fucking over

Get the fuck out of here, you fucking heartless bastards!