Pin A Medal On Mary

You said you were going to the bathroom

But you were gone for half an hour

And you came back so disarranged

You hadn't been there for a shower

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who tore our love apart

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who stole your heart

You've been acting so scary

Walking through the door and looking coy

Pin a medal on Mary

She will steal your boy

You said you were walking in the garden

You were so long it seemed like hours

But you weren't taking in the air

And I know you weren't picking flowers

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who tore our love apart

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who stole your heart

You've been acting so scary

Walking through the door and looking coy

Pin a medal on Mary

She will steal your boy

She's a champion taking men away

Prepare to lose your man

Lose your man today

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who tore our love apart

Pin a medal on Mary

She's the girl who stole your heart

You've been acting so scary

Walking through the door and looking coy

Pin a medal on Mary

She will steal your boy

Pin a medal on Mary

She will steal your boy