You enjoy being heartless like it's a sport
Leaving others scrambling and coming up short
I know that I'm bound to see you around
But next time I won't let you bring me down
You're a one trick pony
You're just a one trick pony
Your bells and your whistles mystified me
And I was doped up enough to believe
That you were a horse, but you're just a phony
A trap in a drugstore, a one trick pony
You're a one trick pony
You just a one trick pony
Alright
I thought I'd call you up on the phone
But I guess I left all my quarters at home
For the stories you tell and the lies you believe
Oldest trick in the book
You just a broke back sleaze
You just a one trick pony
You just a one trick pony
Pickin my pocket, and I'm out the door
It's almost like we've been here before
You can lead that horse to water
But you can't make 'em drink
He's a robot machine, yeah
He don't even think
He's just a one trick pony
He's just a one trick pony
The next time you're not looking
And you're turned around
I'll unplug your chord and I'll let you drown
You won't be a'kickin or a'buckin me now
Who wants to beat a dead horse, anyhow
You just a one trick pony
You're just a one trick pony
You just a one trick pony
You just a one trick pony
