American Sports

So when you gaze at planet Earth from outer space Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face? I saw this aura over the battleground states I lost the money, lost the keys but I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase And I never thought Not in a million years That I'd meet so many Lolas Can I please have my money back? My virtual reality mask is stuck on "Parliament Brawl" Emergency battery pack, just in time For my weekly chat with God on video call Breaking news, they take the truth and make it fluid The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward A montage of the latest ancient ruins Soundtracked by a chorus of "You don't know what you're doing" And I never thought Not in a million years That I'd meet so many Lolas And all of my most muscular regrets Explode behind my eyes Like American sports Oh, and I never thought Not in a million years That I'd meet so many Lolas