Shave

He wanted something new

Too many 69's

Vibrator off he said

"Shave me, shave me

No Chinese brush tonight"

Behind the bathroom door

He lay down on the floor

Closing his eyes he said

"Shave me, shave me

No frizzy hairs no more"

He is my sweet gorilla

But when he's bold he's a guest

I am his lustful lover

So I get the foam when he says

"Shave every hair on my body

Shave all the hair that I got

And don't forget to shave me there"

I use a lady shave

A dozen razor blades

And every time he says

"Shave me, shave me"

Clean shaven turns him on

He wanted something new

Too many 69's

Vibrator off he said

"Shave me, shave me

No Chinese brush tonight"

He is my sweet gorilla

But when he's bold he's a guest

I am his lustful lover

So I get the foam when he says

"Shave every hair on my body

Shave all the hair that I got

And don't forget to shave me there"

"No, don't forget to shave me there"