Well Done

Dis one's fi all di politician dem Accurate, immaculate Eena yuh face dem a smile up Behind yuh back a money dem a pile up Try fi staat yuh business an dem quick fi spoil up Hey Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (I hope yu happy) Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country wid yuh business plan Well yu fi get a round of applause, fi all di work yu doin Decisions weh yu mek weh lef di country eena ruins yow Strictly personal gain yuh pursuin So di tax rates higher dan di planes weh yuh flew in (Dem gone) fi go mek you deal wid di IMF Now wi nuh hav nuh bauxite nor nuh sugar cane leff Di hotels an di beaches, di Spanish dem go screechie Mi nuh kno o all yu dweet but all mi haffi seh is Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (I must congratulate you) Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country wid yuh business plan (a wah kind a plan?) Wich is tuh kip poverty an unemployment on di rise Corruption an not tuh mention di lies Elections a wen di tension arise So you buy wi Kentucky, not tuh mention di fries Anyting fi secure yuh votes An den yu rob di people fi secure yuh boat Fi go a Goat island weh di Chinese own Di whole Jamaica is ah Chinese loan Mi tell yu well done, well done, Mr. Politician man Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man Well done, well done, Ms. Politician lady Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country an yu still nuh pay wi But still eff inflation was ah test yu wudda get A+ So wen mi mek di US di exchange rate buck For the dollar gettin weaker an di solar light bill it wudda cheaper But a JPS yu prefer kip yah Ebenezer, so yu Scrooge pon di ghetto people Weh yuh starve an evri year yu buy ah better vehicle Di tings yu do a beat wi bad But still yu manage fi kip yuh job So mi a tell yu well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (tek wi money an yu gaan) Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man Well done, well done, Ms. Politician lady (why you a gwaan so?) Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country, comeen like Humpty Dumpty now Congratulate dem, enuh Yeh man, giv tanks fi di effort, enuh Yah man, a nuff tings unno a gwaan wid enuh But di youths dem si it still suh wi giv tanks Yah man, Gongzilla Kabaka P, accurate!