One Way Ticket (Live)

It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I've surely upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice tellin' me I really should cool it

Chewin' my face off, talkin' absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

I thought, "I'd better have another one, just in case"

Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell and

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps

But a coachload of mutes would have been talkative

They had seen it fit to join me for a couple of hits

Now my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs

It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule

The strangers I recruited thought it was rocket fuel

Several massive chocking lines of glorious gak

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

Holding court, repeating myself

Each repetition slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder

Wheels came off but I'm still on track

One way ticket to hell

Hell, yeah

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Oh yeah

Hell

Ok, there is to be no more pissing around

This is Daniel Francis Hawkins using the electronic guitars