They're Cheap (I'm Free)

You're all incorporated So you don't get investigated I'm not abbreviated, or deflated I'm trying to be appreciated You know what I know, son Don't lie, you know what I know You know what I know, son Don't hide all your sinners Flaunt 'em like a winner, like a creep Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah Fine! Let's leave it outside I'd sure hate to keep you up all night If you're looking for an opposable wife Pick me, I'm sweet Fine! You know I'm not fine! So why'd you do it again this time? If you wanna see a dog's bad bite Pick me, I'm free, and they're cheap They're always in the gutter when the crutches fall They're not your mother's call They're always in the gutter when the crutches fall Hanging 'round It's kinda sick, but I like to watch the big men losing clout It's kinda sick, but I like to finally scream about something else Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah Fine! I'll be the good guy Make haste to keep you satisfied When you're looking for a son of a bitch to bite Pick me, I'm sweet Fine! You know I'm not fine So why'd you do it again this time? If you were looking for a loud, bad night Pick me, I don't leave Fine! Let's keep it outside Just leave me in the dark tonight Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah They're cheap (they're cheap), but I'm free (they're cheap) They're cheap (they're cheap), but I'm free (they're cheap) They're cheap (they're cheap), but I'm free (they're cheap) They're cheap (they're cheap), but I'm free (they're cheap) They're cheap (they're cheap), but I'm free (they're cheap) They're cheap (they're cheap) but I'm free (they're cheap) But I'm free (they're cheap)