D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace I don't remember where Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home I grab my keys and a beer The cops, they took my license away I got my car out of impound today I've been drunk since last Saturday You'd better stay outta my way I drink and drive Feel so alive Never drink and drive Feel so alive I'm doin' 95 I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted Like it's all mine I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record But I can't drive a straight line Flashing lights, split the night I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig At least you'll never catch me, you fucking pigs Designate someone other than me I'm so drunk, I can hardly see Another shot of jager and I turn the key I got so many places to be I drink and drive Feel so alive Never take a dive Feel so alive I'm doin' 95 I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night 'Cause way down on the freeway, it's such a fright But I think I drive alright The cops, they took my license away Got my car out of impound today I've been drunk since last Saturday You'd better stay outta my way I drink and drive Feel so alive Never take a dive Feel so alive I'm doin' ninety-five I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night 'Cause way down on the freeway, it's such a fright But I think I drive alright