“You look like shit”, what you said to me when you were changing the locks

Lets take a trip I’ll be good company maybe all isn’t lost

Picture me in your bathroom baby, I’ll be wearing your skirt

Picture you, yeah you’re so butt naked

Won’t you give us a whirl?

I wanna be your guy wanna make love to you ‘til the day I die

I wanna be your guy wanna make love to you just the way you like

It's been a minute you look good in your photos on the internet

Just name a time, I’ll pick you up at the greyhound station we’ll forget and just ride

Picture you on my Honda baby we’ll be cruisin the coast

Call your mother and tell her you love her cause you ain’t hers anymore

Secrets so you’ve got a few I’m telling all of my friends you’re saying we’re just pretend

We’ve had a bit of time to grow, little romance long ago

but now I got you all alone ima show you all of

(Picture) me in my bathroom baby, I’ll be wearing your skirt

Picture you, yeah you’re so butt naked

Won’t you give us a whirl?