Sheriff You Want To

One, two, a one... Well, me and my buddies went sneaking out About 2 a.m. to go and catch us some trout And that's when I saw that car pull up He said, "Boys, I don't care that you're way out here But you look a little young for all that beer" And when he got close, I couldn't tell who that was He said, "I ain't the cops, I ain't your parents Boys, you're dealing with the county sheriff" So I said We can share if you want to So buddy won't you Take a sip and help us finish it tonight I ain't giving you an attitude But I can tell you're in a bad mood And just a little bit will have you feeling just right So dude We can share if you want to Me and the boys sneaking out again A quick turnaround, it was the next weekend We had the single cab all filled up with smoke He came up quick and tapped on the glass I dropped that joint and sat up real fast And when I saw who it was, damn, I almost choked Well, it wasn't the cops, it wasn't our parents It was our old friend, the county sheriff So I said We can share if you want to So, buddy won't you Take a hit and help us finish it tonight I ain't giving you an attitude But I can tell you're in a bad mood And just a little bit will have you feeling just right So dude We can share if you want to Well, we got off both times Even though it crossed that line And you can too 'Cause all you have to do Is say We can share if you want to So buddy won't you Take a sip and help us finish it tonight I ain't giving you an attitude But I can tell you're in a bad mood And just a little bit will have you feeling just right So dude We can share if you want to We can share if you want to