Fat Daddy, but I'm mad swaggy, roid had back acne, yea I'm that nasty

Pass fatties and drink wine with wifey, never had this but I'm trying to get vagina nightly

No more buying Nikes, now I got small boys, if I'm blowing stupid money, it's on all toys

I'm at Toys R Us, then I'm at Sky Zone, house look like it got hit by a cyclone

Shit'll get destroyed, I'm tripping over toys, they never like what I cook em, I bicker with those boys

Wife thinks I do nothing, I'm trying to screw something, "All you think about is sex!", well who doesn't?

Gotta be to work, wanna hit the snooze button, still loving food, just got a huge muffin

That's a chocolate chipper, I drink a lot of liquor, life is not easy boy but I'm not a quitter

I'm going mad hard, wit those dad bars

I'm in the backyard, just cut the grass dawg

Just took the trash out, wife won't give the ass out

I'm going mad hard, it's those dad bars

I'm going mad hard, wit those dad bars

I'm in the backyard, just cut the grass dawg

Just took the trash out, wife won't give the ass out

I'm going mad hard, it's those dad bars

I'm going mad hard, just cut the grass dawg

I need a nap dawg, I can never wack off

Cause they always home, yea I'm not alone

Wait till they fall asleep, then I'm probably stoned

I'm trying to toss the bone, got testosterone

My only chance, get her drunk, have some strong Patron

She was yelling at me earlier, on the phone, what I really wanted to say "Watch your tone!"

But I apologized, it's a compromise, when I said "I was sorry" hey I probably lied

I'm telling you's dudes, it's a lose lose

I'm trying to make up, have dinner, chew food

Too many hormones, gotta watch your boo's mood

Trying to get a drizz, and see those huge boobs

I'm trying to sell her meat, "not tonight" she telling Dese

Then she fell asleep, like she's hella beat

I'm going mad hard, wit those dad bars

I'm in the backyard, just cut the grass dawg

Just took the trash out, wife won't give the ass out

I'm going mad hard, it's those dad bars

I'm going mad hard, wit those dad bars

I'm in the backyard, just cut the grass dawg

Just took the trash out, wife won't give the ass out

I'm going mad hard, it's those dad bars