Yea Man, Yeaaa Man, Yeaaa Man

Yo, I said Yo, Life's a bunch of shit that you don't wanna do, try to tell yourself you happy, you know that shit's true

"Yo, Friday night we're going to The North Deck, Meeting up with my friend Jen and her new boyfriend", *That's great*

"Then Saturday we gotta go to this kids party" *oh really?* I just wanna twist Marley, get high like Chris Farley

"You know what? We should really paint the bathroom", well some days I just wanna be a fat dude

I don't wanna cut the grass, I don't wanna rake the leaves

I wanna sit on my ass, have a steak and cheese

I had it so easy when I was eighteen, go and hit the gym, then I take some creatine

Call my man Nick, we would go and blaze green, now life's disturbing, sorta like a rape scene

It may seem like I'm a complain artist, "Wanna take the kids to the store?", Nah I hate Target

An all them gay markets, and everyone and their Mother's out

Know what I wanna do, is lie right on this fucking couch

"Dese help me move? I just rented a truck dude!", I gotta watch my son's my man, you know I'd love too

Nah Fuck You, everybody's aggravating, I should be doing something a little more fascinating

At least masturbating, they use to know me for kicking raps, amazing, Now I'm just another Dad that's aging

Everyday I go to work and break my back, I'm just saying, I haven't had it easy since my fucking college graduation

Use to get blow jobs, then I get the kush lit, Now, I'm just happy with a good shit

I should cook fish but pizza, I'mma order one, my life's like a movie, a mothafuckin' boring one

I don't stand for nothing like an acronym, I'm pissed off I wasn't born a Kardashian

It maybe seems like I shoulda chased my dreams, can't even get laid no more, I'm feeling like AC Green

Tell myself I'm gonna train like a Green Beret Marine, but later on that night, I ate ice cream

I got no will power, my discipline's gone, the only peace that I gets when I sit on the John

I love my kids and they Mom, I mean that's what I'm living for, but life ain't easy, it'll get you in the figure four

So I'm at the liquor store, sippin' on some red wine, get a little buzz right after the kids bedtime

On my third dream by quarter to ten, I wake up the next morning and I do it again