What a Day!

What a day! What a day! What a day!

A married life is now two hours a day

Da dee da dee dee dee

Da dee da dee dee dee

Da dee, da dee, da da

Mind if I come in?

In fact,I do

I'm very busy, Sheriff, unlike you

Just take a moment, need your signature

What's this?

A simple contract

To ensure if Sister Mary Joe agrees to be your lawful wife

Then Johnny Blood goes free

I won't sign this

Well now, that's up to you, but there won't be a wedding till you do

Give me that, the hours are ticking down till you're no longer Sheriff

Of this town

See you at the weddin' ceremony

Ah, you impertinent, sanctimonious phony

Do you think you can speak to me that way?

Once I'm married, we'll have more to say

Someday they will thank me

Someday they will thank me

But I must be ruthless, that's the key

Who will teach this pest a lesson?

With is two friends, Smith & Wesson?

One Richterhenkenpflichtegruber

Me