Long Ago...

Long ago

In the far away land of ancient Greece

There was a golden age of powerful gods

And extraordinary heroes

And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes

Was the mighty Hercules

But what is the measure of a true hero?

Now that is what our story—

Will you listen to him?

He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy

Lighten up, dude!

We'll take it from here, darling