Tough Man

In the year 2049

The planets aligned like never before

A disaster loomed as beings

Far beyond our reckoning, invaded

It began in distant galaxies

Led by the evil Lord Hector

His dominance matched only by his beautiful eyes

Could anyone stop this tyrant?

He came from the stars (That's where he came from)

Our hunky protector (So hunky! So hunky!)

With magical powers and perfect blond hair (Wow)

The good people of Mars (We came from Mars)

Ruled by evil Lord Hector (He's so so so so scary)

Got down on their knees and prayed for the one

He's coming out to save us, here he comes

He's good, he's bad and he's the bravest

Wearing tights, he fights

He's clever, he's the greatest and he's tough

I'm coming! Watch me fly!

Tough Man

He's the strongest of the strong

Tough Man Tough Man!

You'll be glad he came along

Tough Man Tough Man!

There's nothing more to say

In space, no-one can hear you cry!

Tough Man That's me!

He doesn't like it when you're mean

Tough Man That's me!

Is not afraid of laser beams

Tough Man That's right, I'm tough!

He's tough!

I must remain inconspicuous

Tough Man, Sneak Attack!

It's Tough Man!

Shit

Hey everyone, I'm here!

(CROWD cheers.)

Lord Hector, let these people go or else

Or else what, Tough Man?

Or else I will be tough, but fair

Ooh, he's got a catchphrase!

I shall surrender to your persuasive ways

But this isn't over!

Tough Man, you saved us!

Touch me anywhere!

No, Super Hot Lady!

I saved you, but I cannot touch you

Because love weakens my toughness!

Now, I'll leave you

But not before we sing again!

Tough Man Tough Man!

He's the strongest of the strong

Tough Man Tough Man!

And he's got his own theme song

Tough Man Tough Man!

Tough Man Tough Man!

I will be tough but fair!

Tough Man!