Weasel and the White Boys Cool

Sal was working at Nyro's nook in downtown Selling articles of congress to the people downtown He was pretty sleazy when I met him A weasel in a poor boy's wool A weasel in a poor boy's wool A weasel in a poor boy's wool Sal lived up in a black vinyl pent in New Jersey Buy him a little bit of meat from a whore next door Wants it rare but he gets it well A weasel on a short order floor A weasel on a short order floor A weasel on a short order floor So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad Sal, say goodbye to the barrio Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals Angela, Perry, and Mario A kid sinister with the bus stop blues A quarter could take you home A dime could make a dream come true But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone A weasel ain't got a dime for the phone A weasel ain't got a dime for the phone So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad Sal, say goodbye to the barrio Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals Angela, Perry, and Mario You dancin' in the welfare lines now Actin' like some jerk or fool 'Cause we could lay out on the beaches eatin' peaches darling A weasel in a white boy's cool A weasel in a white boy's cool A weasel in a white boy's cool Sometimes we're all in a white boy's school Just like a weasel