Social Disease

Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, you mean that's it Dr. Bon Jovi, report to emergency room You can read it in the papers In some places, it comes in 32 flavors But you wouldn't tell no one your favorite If you could From the White House to the alleys From the president down to Long Tall Sally Can't live with it, but you'd die without it Yes, you would Señorita's in the kitchen, she's a fistful of dynamite You call 911, but you can't stop the fun tonight It's alright You can't start a fire without a spark But there's somethin' that I guarantee You can't hide when infection starts because love is a social disease Love is a social disease Where you look, you can find it Try to run, but you're always behind it So, you play hide-and-seek like a blind kid 'Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught So, you'll say, hey, that you had some But they took it and held it for ransom Were they tall, dark, skinny, or handsome? You won't talk, nah So, you telephone your doctor just to see what pill to take You know there's no prescription gonna wipe this one away, oh You can't start a fire without a spark But there's somethin' that I guarantee You can't hide when infection starts because love is a social disease Love is a social disease Love is a social disease Let the boys show you, baby She's so full of high-grade octane She could run the bullet train on 38 double-D's Now you know for sure, she knows the cure To make any blind man see You can't start a fire without a spark But there's somethin' that I guarantee, yeah You can't hide when infection starts because love is a social disease Love is a social disease You can't start a fire without a spark But there's somethin' that I guarantee You can't hide when infection starts because love is a social disease Love is a social disease, baby Love is a social disease You're right Nothing a shot can't cure