Beat Me Daddy, Eight To the Bar

With His Lost Planet Airmen Well, there's a little Honky tonky village in Texas Where's a guy who plays The best piano by far He can play piano Any way you like it But the way he plays it best Is eight to the bar When he jams, it's a ball He's the daddy of them all The people gather round When he gets on the stand And when he plays He gets a hand The rhythm he plays Puts the cats in a trance Nobody there bothers to dance And when they jam With the bass and guitar They holler, oh, beat me, Daddy Eight to the bar I said plink, plink, plink Plink, plink, plink, plink Plunking on the keys Riff raff, riff raff, riff raff Riffing up with ease When he jams, it's a ball He's the daddy of them all People, one time, yeah Well, now there's a little Honky tonky village in Texas Where's a guy who plays The best piano by far He can play piano Any way you like it But the way he plays it best Is eight to the bar When he jams, it's a ball He's the daddy of them all Yeah, the people gather round When he gets on the stand And when he plays He gets a hand The rhythm he plays Puts the cats in a trance Nobody there bothers to dance And when they jam With the bass and guitar They holler, oh, beat me, Daddy Eight to the bar I said plink, plink, plink Plink, plink, plank, plink Plunking on the keys Riff raff, riff raff, riff raff Riffing up with ease When he jams, it's a ball He's the daddy of them all Let's jam one time Oh, beat me, Daddy Eight to the bar