Somewhere That's Green

I know Semore the greatest But i'm dating a semi sadist So I got a black eye and my arms in a cast Still that Seymour a cutie well if not he's got inner beauty And I dream of a place where we can be together at last A matchbox of our own a fence of real chain link A grill out on the patio disposal in the sink A washer and a dryer and a ironing machine In a tract house that we shear somewhere that's green He rakes and trims the grass He loves to mow and weed I cook like Betty Croker and I look like Donna Reed There's plastic on the furniture To keep it neat and clean in the pinesol scented air Somewhere that's green Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime 9:15 we snuggle watching Lucy on our big enormous 12 inch screen I'm his December bride he's farther he knows best The kids play Howdy Doody as the sun sets in the west A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens Magazine Far from skid row l dream we'll go Somewhere that's green