Sex! Drugs! Rock and Roll!

The path to fast disaster or achieving my goals?

Zeppelin, KISS, and the Rolling Stones

All a part of the machine that's been grinding my bones.

They used to charge me up but now they leave me so cold

I'm so Ti-i-ired of songs about rock and roll...

Rock and roll ain't noise pollution

But it sure ain't worth salutin' singing songs about the songs you sing ain't nothin but delusion

And the radio keeps playing songs complaining about the radio

The videos the videos stream on the web through my stereo

I'm losing my connection, rock and roll overload!

I'm so Ti-i-ired of songs about rock and roll...

Down in my basement with my six string turned up loud

I jump and scream and thrash about

Wanna make Pete Townshend proud

Don't know how I'm ever gonna sing these songs before a crowd

Blow their minds and wet their panties play three encores take a bow!

I guess I'll join those other schmucks and sell my soul

I'm gonna write write write me a song about rock and roll...

Rock and roll all night, party every day!

Cause rock and roll is here to stay!

Rock and roll it'll never die!

But rock and roll, it won't save your life

Not from rock and roll suicide

Hootchie koo, high school, its still old time, rebel girls

Part one, part two, the doctor gave me the boogie flu

It ain't for me, it ain't for you, its my fantasy to hang up my shoes

It's got that back beat you can't lose, any old way you choose

If you ask me to choose the tunes I'd choose a stew of Memphis soul

I'm so Ti-i-ired of songs about rock and roll...