Too Handsome to Be Homeless

We are not cool We are not crazy We steal cars Because we're lazy We are not risky We are not bad We burn down houses Just to make us sad I'm too handsome to be homeless We are not famous We are not known We break into hotels Just to feel at home We cannot read We cannot write We makeout in cars Then we set them alight I'm too handsome to be homeless We die for pleasure We kill for fun We give you children But we won't make you come Hug your wives Kiss your sons Corkscrew your fingers Round our no-good tongues