Spiders In the Dressing Room

I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and I got a fright oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide... I put on me Doctor Martin shoes A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose A kick from the left a kick from the right I was on the floor but I was alright It was gonna be a long long night Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance The spider got impatient Started crawling up me pants I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground Everything was silent so I didn't make a sound I crossed the room as happy as can be I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me But with me arm on the light He was there ready for a fight It was gonna be a long long night. Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead An audience had gathered round AndI was going red I put a jam jar on the floor the spider crawled inside it I screwed the lid back on the top And threw the jar outside At a party late that night Everything was bright and gay We played all our pop records and danced the night away, Early in the morning came a knocking at the door I opened it slowly guess what I saw It was gonna be a long long night... Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware